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Stu
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Elton John
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Dear Santa, I can't believe the year is almost over It's getting colder, I'm a year older, but I'm still your soldier You're my hero because you always bring me the assist So once again we're back to zero, here we go, my Christmas list I won't be greedy or needy or ask you for too much Just want one thing and hope you still got that magic touch 'Cause gettin' this present is the only thing keeping me alive Dear Santa Claus, please bring me a PS5 I tried to buy one at Wal-Mart, ran around the mall likе Paul Blart Tried to find one on sale, but thе thing is that they're all out Yo, I even went to a GameStop, but then I went "Wait, stop! "Santa Claus can make one, the man got his own workshop." I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but you got a cool hat I love that movie you did with Will Ferrell, man, Elf was phat Anyways, I love the things you do Don't forget, bring my gift, truly yours, I believe in you This is Stu La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la Dear Santa, I noticed you never wrote me a letter back That's fine, dawg, but not really, I think that's kinda wack If you can't help your biggest fan, then you should just retire Or next time you slide down my chimney, I'll set your ass on fire Just playin', I still love you, my girl thinks that I'm obsessed I even got a tattoo of your name across my chest Just bring that PS5, bro, if it's the only thing you do Sincerely yours, Stu—P.S. We should live together, too Dido Stu is waiting for his surprise To open up a PS5 He just really wants to play Assassin's Creed on Christmas Day But he can't buy it himself because he lost his job 'Cause he was stealing from his boss I'd be worried 'cause he's a scary guy A scary guy La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la Dear Mr. Holly-Jolly-Two-Faced-Son-of-a-b*t*h I hope you crash your sleigh and wind up face-down in a ditch I guess even the great Saint Nick can't track down a PS5 Hey Santa, I drank a fifth of eggnog, dare me to drive? You ruined Christmas! I wish I never told you what was on my wish list! Screw you, your elves, your stupid beard, and your b*t*h tits! So this'll be my last letter, I know you'll miss me when I'm gone Sincerely yours, Stu! Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Elton John This year, Christmas will be bad 'Cause Santa sucks and Stu is sad Already asked you very nicely And now he's really p*ssed off I'm just telling you 'Cause I like you a lot I'm a big fan of Santa Claus And I also want a PS5 A PS5 "Dear Stu, I think you got the wrong address, bro. I'm not Santa Claus. Bye-bye!" Damn!
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