Correction Lyrics it’s time to get good at darts by Brian David Gilbert

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It's time, it's time to get good at darts
I've always wanted to, but never wanted to work hard
At getting good, just like bowling and chess
I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest
But now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine
I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine
And I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade
I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways
There's:

The Standard, the Quarterback, the 180 Chuck
The Vin Diesel, Tweeze, and Weasel, and the 12 Point Buck
The Christmas Tree, the Ctrl Z, and the You, Me, and Dupree (Oh wow)
The Hinge and the Ninja—
The Ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths

It's time to get good at the darts
It's time for everyone to get good, not just me, but you too
The chancellor of darts has now made their decree
That everyone on this Earth has dart proficiency
The future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart
It's time to get good at darts
It's time to get good at darts
And it's time to get good at the darts
It's time to get good at the darts
It's time to get good, get good at darts
(It's time to get good at darts)
(It's time to get good at the darts)

By the year 2053, all communication will be done via dartboard
There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts
The world has moved past the need for currency
Criminal activities have long since ceased
War is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the Dartening
This future can become a reality, so long we can understand that the time has finally come
The time to get good at darts

Oh, come on!

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