Correction Lyrics Ballad of a Thin Man (Live at Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, VA, March 27, 1988) by Bob Dylan

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Lyrics

You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so very hard
You don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home

When you something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You raise up your head
And you say, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"

You know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You pay for your ticket
And you go and see the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
Asks you how it feels
To be such a freak
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
Who keep you supplied with facts
When someone attacks your imagination
Anyway they already expect
You to give a check
To a tax-deductible charity organization

You've been with the professors
And they've all liked your looks
With great lawyers you've discussed
Lepers and crooks
You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
You're very well read
It's well known

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

Sword swallower comes up to you and
And then he kneels
He crosses himself
And then he clicks his high heels
Without further notice
He asks you how it feels
And he says, "Here's your throat back
Thanks for the loan"

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You see this one-eyed midget
And he's shouting the word "NOW"
You say, "What's the matter?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
Who keep you supplied with facts
When somebody attacks your imagination
Anyway they already expect
You to give a check
To a tax-deductible charity organization

You walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown
With your eyes in your pockets
And your nose on the ground
There oughta be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

And you know something is happening
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?

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