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The Chicken Song
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Beans On Toast
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Don't tell me the truth about chicken farming Thinking about it does my head in 24 chicken wings for 6.99 That's 85p for each chicken that died You can get dead chicken everywhere that you go There's four chicken shops on this very road And there's also a supermarket With chicken dipper strips and frozen chicken burgers Whole cooked chicken, chicken chow mein 24 wings for 2.99 That's 25p for each dead chicken Thinking about it does my head in And it's Nandos for dinner tonight They make their dead chicken taste really nice In every city, in every town Is piri piri chicken enough to go around It brings me right back to the start Where on earth are these chicken farms In a dark warehouse 10s of thousand eggs are hatched a day They turn little chicks into full grown chickens in under seven days They use chemicals and steroids to meet their demands I'm gonna sing me a little chicken song about a great big chicken farm And they run these weird experiments I heard chicken are born without any heads Just legs and wings and a few leftovers This chicken gave birth to a Zinger Tower Burger We all know this shit's morally wrong Gonna sing me a little chicken song Well I'm not saying that I am a vegetarian Shit I eat chicken with the best of them It just feels like the whole thing could end in a disaster The way things generally do when you f*ck with Mother Nature Well the chicken gonna get their revenge one day You just wait and see There'll be a giant monster hybrid chicken that eats humans for tea And they'll break out of the warehouse And they'll roam the Earth And eat all you motherf*ckers with piri piri sauce
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