Lyrics Dad Yard by Hell Orbs

Climate change is real and I changed the climate
I killed all the plants because I f*cking like it
It's a hundred and ten degrees in January
It's a hundred and ten degrees in February
And I don't give a f*ck, I love climate change
And I don't give a f*ck about the future of Earth
I put incandescent bulbs out in my f*cking yard and then I mow 'em up and I eat the grass with the glass

I'm gonna eat grass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat ass 'cause I like it
I'm gonna eat your f*cking grass
I'm gonna mow my f*cking grass
I'm gonna eat your f*cking glass
I'm gonna eat your f*cking grass
If I f*ck up my stomach, then I'll get a new stomach
I don't give a rat f*ck, I'm gonna eat your grass

Climate change is real and I'm gonna f*ck a polar bear with carbon emissions
They didn't listen
Now I'm gonna f*ck a penguin with some greenhouse gas
f*ck a little penguin in the greenhouse ass
And I don't give a f*ck
It's a hundred thirty f*cking degrees in February 'cause I changed the climate

I'm gonna eat your grass
I'm gonna eat some glass
I'm gonna eat your grass and I'm gonna mow your grass
And I'm gonna go, gonna go face down, face down

This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking, f*cking, f*cking, f*cking
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees
This is my yard and I do as I please
I'm gonna eat grass on my f*cking knees