CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Calculatus Eliminatis
When you've mislaid a certain something
Keep your cool and don't get hot
Calculatus Eliminatis
Is the best friend that you got
Calculatus Eliminatis
Always helps an awful lot
The way to find a missing something
Is to find out where it's not
It isn't there, I'll mark this X, I'll mark that Y
It isn't underneath the apple, "H", "K", "I"
It isn't under this keyhole
No?
And it isn't on my knee
Hmm, mark the keyhole "K-300" and the knee "5-7B"
We just jot down all the places
Where it isn't, and gee whiz
Very shortly we will locate where the
Missing object is
It isn't here
"8-42J"
And it isn't there
"F-607." You can mark the piano "22,000-decimal point-11"
It isn't in the icebox
That's strange
It's not on this TV
Off. Icebox "O-two-four and a half", TV "One million and three"
When you've mislaid a certain something
Keep your cool and don't go to pot
Calculatus Eliminatis
Is the best friend that you got
Calculatus Eliminatis
Always helps an awful lot
The way to find a missing something
Is to find out where it's not
Keep your cool and don't get hot
Calculatus Eliminatis
Is the best friend that you got
Calculatus Eliminatis
Always helps an awful lot
The way to find a missing something
Is to find out where it's not
It isn't there, I'll mark this X, I'll mark that Y
It isn't underneath the apple, "H", "K", "I"
It isn't under this keyhole
No?
And it isn't on my knee
Hmm, mark the keyhole "K-300" and the knee "5-7B"
We just jot down all the places
Where it isn't, and gee whiz
Very shortly we will locate where the
Missing object is
It isn't here
"8-42J"
And it isn't there
"F-607." You can mark the piano "22,000-decimal point-11"
It isn't in the icebox
That's strange
It's not on this TV
Off. Icebox "O-two-four and a half", TV "One million and three"
When you've mislaid a certain something
Keep your cool and don't go to pot
Calculatus Eliminatis
Is the best friend that you got
Calculatus Eliminatis
Always helps an awful lot
The way to find a missing something
Is to find out where it's not