Correction Lyrics Teenie Weenie by Brojob

Featuring(s) : Howie Favichia & Lucas Mann

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THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES

I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM
THE FEAR IS SETTING IN
I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN
EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS
I UNZIP MY PANTS
AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY

THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED
THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL
IT' SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL

I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF

f*ck

THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT
BUT IN MY CASE I'M BARELY AFLOAT
IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS
NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETSSOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC
BUT THERE ISN'T A MINI VERSION OF THAT
IT'S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE
EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE
IT'S SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON

I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS
I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK
HONESTLY, IT'S LIKE IT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST
I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT

TEENY WEENIE
I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK
TEENY WEENIE
SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS

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